Spamming Stupid **updated**

Hello,How are you doing? Hope all is well with you and family, I am sorry i didn't inform you about my traveling to England for a Seminar.

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I need a favor from you as I've misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept i will like you to assist me with an urgent loan of $3,100 to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home.

I will appreciate whatever you can afford to help me with and I'll refund the money back to you as soon as i return.Please kindly help me to send the money through Western union with my details below.

Name:Jack Healey Address : 12 Bina Gardens, South Kensington Zip code: SW5 0LA State: London Country : England

kindly help me to make the transfer as soon as you receive this email and once you have it sent, send me the money transfer control number with details used in sending it.

Thanks so much Your reply will be greatly appreciated....ajck

Honestly, Jack, what do you take us for?... Let's go over this and pick it apart, shall we?

  • Who, when on a business trip, doesn't book a return ticket?
  • Who, when on a business trip doesn't have his or her hotel booked and paid for?
  • Which bank won't assist you in some way shape or form when you're stuck?
  • Don't you have relatives? What's wrong with their legs?

This list could get very long, basically what I'm saying, Jack, is that you should get off your fat bum and go earn a living like the rest of us...

****UPDATE****

Hi I know Jack and his a rarely great guy!!!! Unfortunately he is somewhit dislecktic (never could speel that word). Anyway, he wan’t able to organise the Western Union account so his asked me to help him oiut. I have arraned a PaPal account for you and all you’re wonderful generous readers to donate money to get him home and sort out his live. Just emial me at mak.emore@money.com and Ill send you details.

Hilarious!.. Are you serious!..