I was on the tube this morning and as ever was thinking about blog content... What popped into my head as I was about to start playing air guitar to myself... "How do you get to be a rock star!?" I immediately decided that you need to LOOK like a rock star for starters... Here is my "The top ten things you need to be a rock star" list! But first - Watch the video that inspired the list...
1. You need to have a Leather Wrist Band! all hard core rockstars have these, you should to.
2. If you're not wearing something that's studded, you're just not cool - no studs - no rockstar.
3. Midnight, Dark as all hell, but if you've not got your Ray Ban Aviators sunnies on, who are you trying to kid?
4. There's two rockstar flavoured guitars - the Gibson Les Paul Goldtop and the Fender Strat (Seethrough of course!) ...Which one are you?
5. You've got your guitar, you need your amp - a rockstar wouldn't walk past a Book about Marshall's!
6. If you're caught sipping a latte and listening to John Mayer on your iPod classic, you're NOT a rockstar
7. You need to have a film clip, and to have a film clip you need to have LOTS of red paint and some police batons! or just Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
8. Leather Pants, Spinal Tap wouldn't be Spinal Tap without them now, would they.
9. Seeing as you have all this stuff, maybe you should own a rockstar's The Ultimate Guitar Chord Chart?
10. Attitude baby! - You can't buy attitude, you either got it, or you don't...
Well - there you have it! Do you cut it, or are you pathetically lacking?
