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24
Feb 10

Red Velvet Cup Cakes – Bloke Style!

So, I love cupcakes, Red Velvet Cup Cakes are win win!! So, as I had no spare time up my sleeve, I thought I’d try my hands at baking me some!!

(I’ve since renamed mine “Red Velvet Disaster that tastes pleasant”)

This is a stella example of how they’re meant to look (click)

Red Velvet Cupcakes

This is what you could have won! (cc image - thank you!)

Here’s the ingredients that I used for starters…

60gms of unsalted Butter at room temperature (An average British room, smart a**!)
150gms Caster Sugar (Like what fisherman use, Caster, geddit)
1 Chicken Egg (As opposed to dinosaur, right?)
10gms of Cocoa powder (If you use original, organic unprocessed Cocoa, there’s a chance you won’t need red colour due to a chemical reaction with the buttermilk, innit!)
20ml of horrid red Food Colouring (That stuff will kill ya!)
1 healthy tsp of Vanilla Extract
120mls Buttermilk (Who the hell keeps Buttermilk! Use this)
150gms of plain (not snazzy, plain) Flour
Half a tsp of the queens finest Salt
Half a tsp of Bicarbonate Of Soda
1 and a half tsp of white wine Vinegar (Fail on my part, didn’t have any oops)
Cream Cheese Frosting (I used Mr. Worrall Thompson’s recipe)
A muffin tin / Baking Tray
12 little Baking paper thingies

And this is what I did with all that stuff!…

1. Preheat the oven to 170′C (325′F) Gas 3.

2. Put the butter and the sugar in a bowl and stir / beat etc until light and fluffy and well mixed (If you’re pathetic, use a mixer, but if you’re a bloke, use a wooden spoon you girl!)  Turn the wooden spoon up to high speed, slowly add the egg and beat until everything is well mixed. (Try do this with one hand! Physical challenge!)

3. In a separate bowl, mix the cocoa powder, red food colouring and vanilla extract together to make a chunky dark paste. Add in the butter mixture and mix thoroughly until everything looks the same, I used a rubber spatula to scrape the sides and make sure I got it all. Turn the mixer (Wooden spoon) down to slow speed and slowly pour in half the pretend buttermilk. Beat until your arm is sore, then add half the flour and beat it all until everything is mixed up like that awesome album the Cure released in 1990 (Am I that old!) Repeat this arduous process until all the fake buttermilk and flour have been added and your arm is proper sore. Scrape all the wannabe escapees down from the side of the bowl again and give it the good news with the old wooden spoon until your arm really truly hurts. Slowly add the salt, bicarb and vinegar (Which I forgot I didn’t have). Beat until Beaten then beat a little more… What’s that, your arm’s sore? SOFT!

4. Empty your precious mixture into the little paper houses until they’re about two-thirds full and whack in the lovingly preheated oven for 20-25 minutes** (I chose 20, who gives a bloke cook a choice, I mean really?!), or until the spongy goodness bounces back at ya when touched. A skewer (I used a spear like thing used for fondue) inserted in the centre should come out clean. Leave the cupcakes to cool slightly in the tray before turning loose onto a cooling rack (The bench really will do)

5. You made your icing when I told you to, right?** When the cupcakes are cool, spoon the Cream Cheese Frosting on top.

Yeah, so, well… mine, they taste awesome! They just look crap…. C’est La Vie!

Oh, here’s a STONKING great recipe for them from pickycook actually, it’s probably best you avoid using my recipe for anything other than a laugh at a party!

I had fun though… Sime


4
Feb 10

SEO as it applies to a photographer

As I see it, there’s a lot to be said for a well set-up photography website with great SEO structure and lovely, well placed keywords, but that traffic that you get as a result, you’re not going to keep it if you forget to be human sometime.

I was reading an article by the sassy Laura Roeder about remembering to be human on Twitter… and it certainly applies to your webbish type habits, too.. Here’s my take on it!

So, you all know I am a “New Media Producer” during business hours, this means I try to find ways to make people come to certain websites and view content that we produce as a television company. It’s taught me many things about SEO and all of that stuff, but I think the most important thing that I have learned after reading all the eBooks about traffic sourcing and tagging and key wording and community building is that you can’t expect miracles of flooding traffic overnight and if your website doesn’t work how it should, you’re going to have trouble keeping that traffic when you / if you do get it with just search engine optimization and tags alone.

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Everyone starts with no traffic...

But I’m not really here to talk about my day job, what I wanted to bang on about today was my “other life” Social Media… Which is a horrific “you should be hit with a bat” term that tries to describe what we all do every day, that’s right – talking to other people, saying hello…  some of us just do it with a little more of a serious look on our faces… So, what does it all mean? and why would you bother?

Social Media (ugh) to me is all about communication and sharing information with the people around you, your contacts and their contacts… People use it differently, some of them choose to interact, some tweet and run, some set up auto tweeting / facebook posting gizmos and never reply to anyone, ever… I think this third method is nothing more than worthless spamming in a space that could be much better used.

Me, I’m an “engager” if someone posts on my wall or tweets @me or comments on an image or comments on a blog post, I will, 99% of the time, reply within about an hour (unless I’m asleep!…) You know where this all stems from? I’m the kind of bloke that will stop people that look lost in the street and try help – I’m also not that afraid to stop people, offer help and then admit I have no clue where the place is that they’re after… So, translation into the “e” world… I have no quick fix Social Media strategy, but I know what works in terms of engaging people and I will try offer help where I can – in my field.

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You won't clean up with SEO alone...

A lot of people that I speak to suggest that if you have a well optimized website and your SEO ducks are all in a row, that you will clean up in your area of expertise! Well let’s look at that for a second, real world… If you and me stood beside each other at a market stall, you in a nice suit, me in ripped jeans and a wife beater.. and both of us said nothing at all to our customers, you might get more passing trade because you look nicer (to some people) ..and this is a bloody weak analogy (!) but if your website is nicely set up but you don’t engage people and give them the content that’s going to make them come back – the photos that inspire them, the musicality and pod-casts (if that’s your thing) the stupid (yet sometimes amusing) insight into your life – your lovely, expensive SEO website is going to be nothing but a place-holder.

All I am trying to say is …..you can have the nicest photography website in the world, but if you don’t offer something different and perhaps a little bit of community spirit, a cup of coffee every now and then and maybe some lovely cake… then you’re not going to make your website work like it should.

So, in short, forget the SEO bollocks* for a minute, work at being HUMAN (You could have read the heading and then this line and been done with it, really)

*seo isn’t bollocks, not really.


12
Jan 10

What DO we think of the Powder?

A quick slide down memory lane for all you snow boarders… Vail at its finest, as displayed by Kiwi…

Checkout Neverland…


8
Jan 10

My little family, out in the snow!

I posted this video on YouTube yesterday for the family to see, now I’m posting it here, for the rest of the world!

This was shot on a Kodak Zi8 HD Pocket Video Camera There will be a review of the camera coming soon… Very impressed so far!


5
Jan 10

Today on Youtube with gtvone

I popped onto YouTube this morning, this is what I found and it made me chuckle…

You can subscribe to MY YouTube channel here.


17
Dec 09

Win an iNQ Mini 3G

How : Simple – Text me a funny picture, Funniest picture wins… No category, No limits! UK ONLY | Make sure you put your twitter user name in your text :-)

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What do you win?an Awesome iNQ Mini 3G

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When’s it drawn? Tomorrow afternoon!

UK ONLY, MULTIPLE ENTRIES FINE, MAKE ME SPIT MY COFFEE, WIN A PRIZE!

#winner responsible for hooking the phone up themselves… The guys at 3MobileBuzz may be able to help!

**no, that ain’t my baby! Mine is WAY cuter :-P


12
Dec 09

iNQ Chat 3G – Unboxing

iNQ Chat 3G – Released today in UK Stores – Here’s a brief unboxing for you. Any questions please post a comment.

And some stills…

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12
Dec 09

iNQ CHAT 3G and me…

I purchased the iNQ Mini 3G a month or so ago and through a couple of small hiccups am now on to number three – not the phone’s fault, a little error on my part and a small mix up by my friend at iNQ Mobile – Anyway, iNQ sorted me out and we’ve been in contact back and forth on the device and it’s great, a cheap and compact phone with many features and a good build quality – combined with the three tariff I’m on and unlimited data, it’s perfect… So, I get a call this morning after the UK launch of the new device from iNQ Mobile – THE CHAT – and by the end of the call I’ve handed over my home address and my CHAT is on its way, she (It will be a girl CHAT) arrives tomorrow (Yes, Saturday) and I’m pretty excited about it, I must say…For now, a picture – tomorrow, the unboxing!

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2
Dec 09

T.A.C.T – Just Giving

I don’t know Aaron Bixley, I just recieved an email through from a good friend and wanted to post about it here and let you know via twitter and other means… So, over the next 24 or so hours I will be on about it, a lot… Please bear with me. As you mostly all know, I’ve just welcomed my new little man, Sebastian, into the world and the thought of having to go through what Aaron has had to go through is heartbreaking. Please consider not spending your next £2.44 on a coffee at Starbucks and instead donating it via the links in this post or directly to TACT HERE

Here is Aaron’s letter for you to consider.

phoebeHello everyone (Apologies for the round robin),

Last year, in February, a beautiful baby girl was born called Phoebe. She arrived at 25 weeks gestation and was an amazingly brave human being.

We visited Phoebe every day in Leicester & Coventry;  I had to stop working to take care of my family & because we fell short of the benefit system, we were forced to live off Sarah’s maternity pay.

Sarah & I shuttled to & from hospital every day for 10 months.  We very quickly got ourselves into debt with nursery fee’s (for Phoebe’s brother, Jude), our petrol fuel bill was running at £200 per week, hospital parking charges, hospital food, plus the normal cost of running a home!

When Sarah & I were at our lowest ebb, when Natwest refused extra credit, or a payment holiday on our mortgage, TACT stepped in & helped my family.  I’d always thought that Sarah & I were fairly ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances.  When our life was thrown into turmoil, it was the help from TACT that touched & astonished us.

As you probably know, Phoebe died last November having never made it home.
I took up running which gave me space to think about Phoebe & how happy she made me.

I’m taking part in the Virgin London Marathon 2010 on 25/04/2010 to raise money for TACT and I’d really appreciate your support.
Phoebe couldn’t come home, so we took home to Phoebe.  By making a donation you are helping other families do the same.

It’s easy to donate online with a credit or debit card – just go to my JustGiving page:

http://www.justgiving.com/AaronBixley

JustGiving sends your donation straight to TACT and automatically reclaims Gift Aid if you’re a UK taxpayer, so your donation is worth even more. I hope you’ll join me in supporting The Actors’ Charitable Trust.

Thank you.

Aaron

Aaron, best of luck with your run and your donation target.

Sime // gtvone.com


19
Oct 09

INQ Mini 3g – First impressions

It’s been almost twentyfour hours since I went into the 3 shop at Westfield. …almost twentyfour hours since I was handed my INQ Mini 3G by the very helpful sales guy. First impressions are not to be “lived by” they’re not always an accurate depiction of things to come, but they do tend to give you a semi-decent idea of “things to come” So, with that in mind, here’s my list of things that I don’t like all that much – so far. Keep in mind that this is also my first time using the Three network (on my own dime…)

iNQ : First Impressions

iNQ : First Impressions

  • The device has restarted by itself three times
  • When I unplugged it from my PC just now, my PC Blue screened
  • The space key is on the zero, rather than the # as with all other devices
  • You can’t easily pull up a # Tag for twitter without pressing the # ket twice (to change the font size) and then hitting the * key
  • When using the Twitter app, I can’t find a way to see messages @ me
  • Network seems to drop out more than any other network I’ve used – SW5 / W6  area (Compared to Vodafone)
  • USB headphones (#Fail)
  • A bit slow with multiple apps open (Skype, Facebook and Twitter)

Now, that’s a bit of a list, but there are MANY good points to this device, too…

  • Standard USB connection – plugged straight into my Mac and PC and charged.
  • Sturdy feel
  • Good screen size for a small phone
  • Skype actually WORKS
  • Switching between apps works well if a little slow
  • Camera, despite being 2MP seems to work OK
  • It’s small!
  • My wife always asks me what the temperature is – home screen current temperature is a god send!

These are first impressions, I dare say in a couple of days I will know exactly what we’re dealing with… Until then, you can keep up to date with my thoughts on Twitter or via my RSS Feed